i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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