bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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