You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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