i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
hell yes lets make some ravioli
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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