do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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