i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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