2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
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