What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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