North Korea, Best Korea!
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
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