Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
There are leaves in my underwear?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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