is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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