Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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