Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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