i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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