Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Green mimosas i think yes
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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