Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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