she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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