I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Damn victory sex feels great
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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