break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Randomize
