You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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