Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I need moral support for this bender
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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