I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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