now i know why i became what i already was.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
