ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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