You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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