This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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