It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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