After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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