I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
