at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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