I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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