Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
