I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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