if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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