I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Randomize
