Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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