i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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