i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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