Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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