They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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