I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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