I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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