How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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