hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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