Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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