ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I'm having to shit out rocks
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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