no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize