She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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