Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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