Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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