oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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