He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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